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Top 5 Reasons I Date Foreigners
1- When they say something you don’t like, it’s easy to chalk it up to translation issues. 2- The likelihood of traveling somewhere exotic is increased tenfold. 3- I am determined for my children to...
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Top 5 Rules of Nature
1- No matter how powerful/successful you are, you are nothing compared to the entity that brings about hurricanes, tornados, tsunamis, etc…so don’t get too big for your britches. 2- Darwinism is alive...
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Top 5 Rules of PDA
1- If it’s not dark, put it in park. While stolen kisses on a midnight stroll can (sometimes) be unoffensive, the same scene in daylight makes most people want to vomit all over your romantic moment....
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Top 5 Signs You Need To Get Out Of Town
1- You are up-to-date on all of the recent Netflix releases…and consider it quite the accomplishment. 2- You are still hanging out with your ex-boyfriend…and you can’t figure out if it’s because of...
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Top 5 Signs You’re With An Old Friend
1- You don’t feel weird about borrowing their deodorant and/or hairbrush…and it doesn’t even cross your mind to ask first. 2- You reminisce about the hot guys in college…and wonder if they ever...
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Top 5 Ideas That I Don’t Buy
1- The “we’re on a break” cop out. There’s a reason why “a break” sounds a lot like “breaking up”…because they’re the same damn thing. 2- The “he/she has commitment issues” excuse. In most cases, the...
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Top 5 Things I Find Wildly Unattractive
1- Chatty men- When I go on and on about my friends’ personal lives, I better see a hint of mild disinterest on your face. 2- Sneakers with jeans- It just can’t help but look a little…dorky. Nothing a...
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Top 5 Things That Secretly Annoy Me…Until Now
1- Complaints about the amount of advertising in fashion magazines. Um hello, that’s the best part!! It’s the quickest/easiest way to pinpoint new aesthetics for the season and, quite honestly, is just...
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Top 5 Signs You’ve Really Got It Together
1- You know the exact date of your automatic drafts…and plan accordingly. 2- You can’t remember the last time you sent an inappropriate or unsolicited text. 3- Clean sheets. Every Single Week. 4- You...
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Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Forget To Do
1- Call your grandma (or grandpa). Whether you’re talking about daisies, upcoming travels, or some crazy relative…it’s good for the soul. Life is short and being able to hear your grandparent’s voice...
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